Pink Keyboard for Blondes

Keys include ’Smart Blonde Button’ and ’Somewhat Useless Key.’

OMG! There’s a new keyboard to make a girl’s life easy.

The $50 bubblegum-pink Keyboard for Blondes, talks back and has funny titles for boring keystrokes — think, «I need my space» bar.

Best of all, there are dedicated keys for such 100-times-a-day texts like «OMG,» «LOL» or «ZZZD,» girl-speak for boring date. «It’s pink? That’s great,» blonde Samantha Dubin, 34, said wryly. «I wouldn’t know how to use it otherwise.»

The $50 keyboard lets you tap out musical notes on the number keys, exclaims «oops» if you hit the backspace and makes the cash register clinking sound when you hit the dollar sign.

The «F» keys across the top spell out «Useless keys.»